If you’re lucky enough to attend Ignite Phoenix #9 tonight, you’ll hear some exciting news: Ignite Phoenix After Hours #2 is officially taking place Friday, July 29, 2011, at Radius Nightclub in Scottsdale.

We all remember IPAH #1. (We did condone drinking, so it might be hazy, but the memory is there, somewhere.) I know you didn’t forget the fisting presentation, and who doesn’t love some nice tits? It was more than just sex, though, right? It was edgy, controversial, and it got you thinking. One of our presenters encouraged you to drink and drive, while another bemoaned his status as maybe-Mexican. If those topics didn’t rattle a few cages, I don’t know what will.

Wait, sure I do. Lemme ruffle your feathers …

There’s more where that came from. We have a lot of edgy controversy in our world, and IPAH is the perfect sounding board for venting your frustrations, opinions, and enlightening anecdotes. We are here as an alternate to Ignite Phoenix. At Ignite, you need to stay below the PG-13 barrier. At IPAH, there is no barrier. We’re R, X, and NC-17, and you love it.

That said, let’s reiterate the rules for IPAH newbies:

If you’re ready to jump in head first, get your presentation together, and we’ll let you know when we’re open to submissions on the SPEAK page. We still have all the submissions from IPAH #1 posted there right now, so if you want some creative inspiration, check ‘em out.

Submissions will stay open until we say they’re closed. Tickets will go on sale when we say so. We are Phoenix’s version of a fun-loving Big Brother, and we want your ideas, your attention, and your adoration. Mostly, we’re just excited to announce Ignite Phoenix After Hours, Part Deux. Let the games begin …